blonde joke?

Question

Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Answer 1

OMG! HAHAHA, wow, how pissed off would you be!?!! oh thats great! so funny!
lol

Answer 2

i know a better joke and ruder

A girl is standing at The Gates Of Heaven when she hears horrible screams of pain and torture coming from inside.

She says to St. Peter, "What's going on?"

He says, "That's the sound of new angels getting big holes drilled into their backs for their wings, and small holes drilled into their heads for their halos."

She says, "Heaven sounds terrible. I think maybe I'd rather go to Hell."

St. Peter says, "In Hell, you'll be constantly raped and sodomized."

She says, "That's okay. I've already got holes for that." <<...

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What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats? Cowboy hats are for *** holes.

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Why do hippos do their romancing underwater? You know how hard it is to keep a five-hundred pound pussy wet? <<...

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A guy sits down in a Cafe' and asks for the hot chile. The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl."

So, he gets a cup of coffee. Then he sees that the guy next to him has finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full. He says, "Are you going to eat that?"

The other guy says, "No. You can have it."

The guy takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, he sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes the chili back into the bowl.

The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too."

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How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers is clean.

you will never beat my jokes because I WIN

Answer 3

What's the difference between your Blonde and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you dump a load in it.

Answer 4

10 out of 10! Very funny!

Answer 5

Oh my sack!!! That's like 100 out of 10 for you. good one

Answer 6

A blonde calls the fire department. She says, "Hurry, hurry, there's a fire!" They ask "How do we get there?" She says, "Duh...in your big red fire truck."

Answer 7

very funny

Answer 8

EHE HEHEHEHE

Answer 9

lol