2006-11-14 22:58:22 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Its because of the union. Boy you guys don't know nothin. The chicken only lays the marshmallow chicks. The left over eggs are a buy product but the union won't let the chicken deliver them. They got the rabbit to do it for 1/4 the cost. Now the baby ducks are on welfare with no jobs' because they are to stupid to pay the union dues that would save their jobs.
2006-11-14 23:12:39 · answer #1 · answered by Roberto 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. It's because the egg came first. It was left to the bunny to look after the eggs until the chicken arrived. But a shopkeeper cut a deal with the bunny and history was forgotten.
It's from when people believed the March Hares layed the eggs of ground nesting birds.
2006-11-15 08:13:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The eggs must represent reproduction. They u no like rabbits and have to hide a lot of their extra eggs much like birth contol.
The eggs are on the inside
Also,
Rabbits have what's called, Chicken Envy.
2006-11-15 07:12:06 · answer #3 · answered by upcomingplayer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it's Easter and the egg is a symbol of new life. This is a plot by the stuffed animal association. They couldn't sell stuffed chickens and fluffy rabbits are cute and easier to sell. It's all a big conspiracy, man, forced on us by big business. Resist!
2006-11-15 07:03:31 · answer #4 · answered by barkel76 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course they do!
The field next to where I live is full of little chocolate Easter eggs the bunnies have laid. Don't taste very nice though.
2006-11-15 07:02:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why does the easter bunny Hide eggs?
So no-one knows he's been sh@gging chickens!
2006-11-15 10:26:51 · answer #6 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's just a Mascot for the Chicken.
The Chicken is afraid he'll be eaten.
The Bunny is more appealing to kid's .
2006-11-15 07:01:43 · answer #7 · answered by BRAINY SKEETA ® 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the bunny works for the chicken
2006-11-15 07:04:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chickens can't hold a basket, quite as well as a rabbit can.
2006-11-15 07:02:51 · answer #9 · answered by littlenobmiltz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool question, but ain`t it very early for Easter??
Why don`t u ask some Christmas questions instead?!
;-)
2006-11-15 07:00:41 · answer #10 · answered by parapligiko A.E. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋