Are up at the 20th floor of a new building.
Fred falls off, plummets to the ground and dies instantly.
Pat turns to Joe and says. "I suppose one of us should go and tell Fred's wife that he is dead"!
Joe Says. "I couldn't do that. I'd get all the words wrong and mess it all up"!
So. pat has to go and do it.
2 hours later. pat comes back to the building site with a case of whisky.
Joe says. "Where did you get the whisky Pat"?
Pat replies. "Freds wife gave it to me"!
Joe says. "Why did she give you a case of whisky, when you just told her that Fred was dead"?
"Well" Said Pat. "I knocked on the door and said. " "Are you Fred's widow"?
"No" She replied. "I'm Fred's Wife"
I said, "I'll bet you a case of whisky you're not"!
2006-11-14 22:43:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love it. :D Very clever.
2006-11-14 22:44:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha good one.
poor Fred
2006-11-15 06:45:16 · answer #2 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2006-11-15 06:47:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, that's a little funny.
2006-11-15 06:45:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep worked for me
2006-11-15 09:22:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that was funny.
but isnt pat a girls name??
2006-11-15 06:59:24 · answer #6 · answered by som1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha
2006-11-15 06:46:04 · answer #7 · answered by emmiemoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny.lol
2006-11-15 08:29:29 · answer #8 · answered by David 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwwwww......poor wife !
2006-11-15 08:24:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh so evil!!
lol
2006-11-15 08:19:16 · answer #10 · answered by emboo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋