A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father I have sinned, it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fanny Green every week for the last month."
The Priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three
'Hail Mary's'."
Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father I have sinned, it hasbeen two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fanny Green twice a week for the last two months."
This time the priest asks, "Who is this Fanny Green?"
"A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's'."
The next morning in Church, the Priest is preparing to deliver his
sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the Church. All the men's eyesfall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the Altar.Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes.
The priest turns to the altar boy and whisperingly
2006-11-14 21:26:02 · 14 answers · asked by your pete 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The priest turns to the altar boy and whisperingly asks, "Is that Fanny
Green?"
The altar boy replies, ............................. "No Father, I think
it's just the reflection off her shoes".
2006-11-14 21:27:52 · update #1
he he he he he ha ha ha ha , that cheered me up. Thanks..x
2006-11-14 21:31:18 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Best one that I've heard in a while, 10!
2006-11-14 23:17:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's unlikely that it would turn green with all the usage
2006-11-14 22:48:26 · answer #3 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See Brent S? This is what good jokes are!!!! lol lol
=kizzy=
2006-11-14 21:42:09 · answer #4 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 made me laugh pmsl,keep them comeing
2006-11-14 21:47:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-11-14 22:14:01 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was definitely a good one
2006-11-14 21:42:59 · answer #7 · answered by SHIELA M 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
whoa hillarious
2006-11-14 22:26:46 · answer #8 · answered by yipeee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO. Good one
2006-11-14 22:09:17 · answer #9 · answered by partymad 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO, very, very, good one!
2006-11-14 21:31:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋