A frustrated wife tells her friend, “I want to divorce my husband because he has a lousy memory!”
Her friend replies, “Why would you want to divorce him for that?”
The wife says, “Every time he gets around a young woman, he keeps forgetting that he’s married!”
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An elderly woman was caught shoplifting. The store owner thought she had been shoplifting for some time, and finally caught her at it. At trial, she pleaded guilty and threw herself on the mercy of the court. The judge asked, “What did you steal?” “A can of peaches.” “Why did you steal them?” “I am too poor to afford peaches but really love them, so I took them.” “How many peaches were in the can?” “The label said ’six’.” The judge frowned, cleared his throat, and pronounced the sentence: “You stole six peaches, so I sentence you to six days in jail.
As the gallery gasped at the severity of the sentence, her husband stood up in the back of the courtroom and asked if he could say a few words. “Certainly,” replied the judge
2006-11-14 20:47:05 · 8 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
“if they are relevant.” “Doesn’t the police record show that she also stole a can of peas?”
2006-11-14 20:47:31 · update #1
Good one
2006-11-19 17:18:32 · answer #1 · answered by JAGC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loooooooooooooool the first one is vvvv nice
The 2nd is too long
2006-11-15 05:15:56 · answer #2 · answered by flying_spirit2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maried men!!!
2006-11-15 06:08:07 · answer #3 · answered by mich01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahah coooooollll joke there.
2006-11-15 04:56:37 · answer #4 · answered by wizkid!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-11-15 04:56:06 · answer #5 · answered by g f 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he cool jokes
2006-11-15 06:27:56 · answer #6 · answered by yipeee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, lol.
2006-11-15 05:13:02 · answer #7 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
super funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-15 06:15:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋