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If someone called you gay say, "I'm not gay, my husband is."

2006-11-14 19:49:24 · 16 answers · asked by chriskelly656 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

hmmm

2006-11-14 19:50:39 · answer #1 · answered by Thursdays 3 · 0 1

good but if your not married say "I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is."

Or for the ladies replace boyfriend/husband with girlfriend/wife!

:)

I also like donktheclowns response

2006-11-15 03:53:08 · answer #2 · answered by SHIELA M 2 · 1 0

Its better to say I'm not gay but the bloke I'm sleeping with is.

2006-11-18 05:53:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I just say, "I'm not gay, just happy." Like yours better but I am single and that wouldn't work for me. Maybe to strangers I could say that?

2006-11-15 04:04:27 · answer #4 · answered by doglas p 3 · 0 1

I am not gay but the guy I'm f$%^ing is

2006-11-15 04:09:02 · answer #5 · answered by whay i lost my ?s 6 · 2 0

roses are red violets are blue my boyfriends gay and so are...hahaha s2pd. thats a good one

2006-11-15 05:42:17 · answer #6 · answered by the plug is made of awesome 3 · 0 0

Oh Chris
you know you can do better but i sis laff a little

2006-11-15 04:45:37 · answer #7 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0 0

hmm but that is still stating that your gay but hey just say "what if i am"taht will shut them up

2006-11-15 05:33:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Say, "oh, well, I'm not the only one who likes as_holes. You're a suppository".

2006-11-15 03:52:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

NO NO THT COMEBK IS OLD AND GAY BUT MOSTLY OLD.... AND GAY

2006-11-15 04:04:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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