the other day , i was doing 90 mph when this van came up alongside me , the driver leaned right across and stuck his head out of the window and said , have you got a light mate , i said , you daft b*stard you'l kill yourself doing that , he said , no i wont mate , i only smoke two a day !!
2006-11-14 19:16:19 · 13 answers · asked by nicemanvery 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats cute - nice joke - from such a nice guy.....
2006-11-15 06:17:37 · answer #1 · answered by beachnut222000 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
but wouldn't he have had a job striking a match? The wind is something else at 90mph!
Anyway you shouldn't have been doing that speed especially in the centre lane & how did you know he was illegitimate?.
2006-11-14 20:27:21 · answer #2 · answered by frankobserver 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
SCoop me of the floor that's a knew one LMAO
2006-11-14 20:49:43 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well driving on the motoway you could find alot of wierdo so im wouldnt be surpirdied if i were u. and did that really happen??
wot an idiot
2006-11-14 21:20:59 · answer #4 · answered by som1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao very gd keep them comeing 10/10
2006-11-14 19:22:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha. That's a good one.
2006-11-14 19:43:19 · answer #6 · answered by chriskelly656 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a cracker!
2006-11-14 19:39:13 · answer #7 · answered by bean 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one...
not the best but nice!
I liked x
2006-11-14 19:18:46 · answer #8 · answered by emboo 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
nice!
2006-11-14 20:45:22 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY LOL
2006-11-14 20:05:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋