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"Sorry but it turns out the atheists were right : there ain't nobody up here"

2006-11-14 18:42:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

13 answers

But who made the pearly gates?

2006-11-14 18:48:33 · answer #1 · answered by martha d 5 · 4 0

Except for the one who is at the pearly gates themselves.

2006-11-15 02:51:28 · answer #2 · answered by l2wh 4 · 1 0

Then who set up the pearly gates?

2006-11-15 02:50:51 · answer #3 · answered by Tony S 2 · 1 0

That's funny...for the simple reason how would there be anybody to tell us there (or even a there).

Nope; because what had we really lost??? We treated our neighbors with respect, loved and raised our children, stayed married, didn't kill anybody, basically did our best at obeying the commandments; but, we couldn't get there on works..only by grace (God's mercy)

On the other hand what would Atheists lose if they find out they're wrong???

2006-11-15 02:49:05 · answer #4 · answered by Kenneth 4 · 4 0

According to Scripture, there will be a point in time when heaven is indeed emptied..... It is emptied to come here.......No one will be going there at that time because it is the time when war is declared upon the earth.....

That time?...... is the silence before the fight..... It is a space of about a half and hour......

within that hour...... there are 10 nations that align with each other and a great leader who prepares for this war.....

Be aware!

Your sister,
Ginger

2006-11-15 03:05:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Wouldn't it suck if you were at the pearly gates and Jesus was at the door and said, sorry I'm real, YOU atheists were WRONG, There is GOD plenty of Christians in heaven.

2006-11-15 02:47:32 · answer #6 · answered by gabexj12 1 · 3 3

There wouldnt be a "Pearly Gate" and then it wouldnt be anyones loss.

2006-11-15 05:34:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

read ur question. If there is nobody up here then who said it.

2006-11-15 02:58:51 · answer #8 · answered by Alternative Chick 4 · 1 0

Then the gates would not be there.

2006-11-15 05:07:55 · answer #9 · answered by gwhiz1052 7 · 0 0

I would have a really confused look on my face.

it would be funnier if it was a sign, and not a doorkeeper

2006-11-15 02:44:54 · answer #10 · answered by Slave to JC 4 · 1 1

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