2006-11-14 18:34:05 · 13 answers · asked by master_betty_101 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
UR EITHER DEPRESSED OR MENTALLY RETARDED
2006-11-14 20:10:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you're just listening to the wrong jokesters. Comedy is all in the delivery, not the material.
A guy gets locked up in prison. On his first night, after lights out, he hears some whisper, "144." And everyone on the cellblock laughs uproariously. Another whisper comes out of the dark, "207." This is again followed by peals of laughter. By then, the guards come in and tell everyone to shut up. Next person to speak will get a week in the hole. The next night, the same thing happens. The lights go out, some says a number, everyone laughs. And it goes on till the guards put a stop to the frivolity. Next day, at lunch, he asks the prisoner on his right what the deal is. The older prisoner explains that with the guards coming down on them for talking after lights out, they don't have time to tell each other jokes. So all the inmates have memorized the joke book in the prison library. At night, they shout out the numbers of the best jokes and everyone can have a few laughs before the guards stop the fun. So the new guy diligently memorizes all the jokes in the book. A few weeks later, if figures he's ready to join in. So after a lull in the laughter, he whispers loudly, "46." There is no response. No one laughs. The next day, he asks his messmate what went wrong. The older prisoner shrugs and says, "Well, you know, some people can tell a joke and some people can't."
2006-11-15 03:01:10 · answer #2 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not to worry, I do not either...just even once in a while.
People have to explain them to me, then I get it.
I can not even tell a joke......sometimes I try..just does not work.
But I have a good excuse.....I am a Blond. LOL
Seriously, don't worry about it...I do not.
I am sure there are alot of people out there that really don't get jokes.
We can live our lives without the jokes. No big deal.
2006-11-15 02:43:13 · answer #3 · answered by Eve 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's OK neither do I so you are all right. They go right over my head. And when I do get them they are now funny to me. I some times have to fake laugh so I don't make the other person feel foolish.
I really wish people wouldn't tell them to me.
2006-11-15 02:36:31 · answer #4 · answered by patty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You Haven't Heard A Good Until Now...
Mickey + Minny are in divorce court when the judge looks at Mickey and says, you can't divorce Minny on the grounds you thinks she's crazy, so Mickey looks at the judge and says, I never said she was Crazy!!! I said she was Fuc_ing Goofy!!!
2006-11-15 03:17:11 · answer #5 · answered by ro88in59 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL maybe u will get this one...
Why can't a lesbian where makeup and go on a diet at the same time?
Cause she can't eat Jenny Craig if Mary Kay is on her face LOL!!
2006-11-15 02:41:16 · answer #6 · answered by Mommy to be!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A master, not getting jokes......amazing!!
2006-11-15 02:38:56 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
slap urself
2006-11-15 02:38:30 · answer #8 · answered by D *)sukky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could stay i'll be alright
2006-11-15 02:35:44 · answer #9 · answered by DefLeppardxXx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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GET IT?
2006-11-15 02:35:41 · answer #10 · answered by whats d use 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that sucks. get a job.
2006-11-15 02:35:13 · answer #11 · answered by Indeed. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋