The got to a hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite. The Desk Clerk asked "Do you have any reservations"?
My friends wife said "Yes, I won't take it up the @rse"!
2006-11-14 18:29:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he he he he he. thanks i really needed to laugh and that really helped.
2006-11-14 19:01:27 · answer #1 · answered by Laurie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rather, it relies upon on your funds and possibilities. For Europe, i think of Italy is the terrific. i might advise some days on the Amalfi Coast (e.g. Positano) for elegance and rest, and a few days in Rome for tourism and procuring, and a few days in Tuscany for all of the above and consistent with threat a vineyard excursion! attempt Florence, Pisa, or Siena for the Tuscan adventure. i've got been to Paris some cases, and jointly as there's a great form of paintings and lifestyle, and good foodstuff and drink, Italy is plenty extra advantageous for all of those, and has plenty much less of the dirtiness and rudeness that I continuously locate in Paris, IMHO. For North u.s., many locate Niagara Falls (Canada) to be a great Honeymoon spot, yet others locate it cheesy. plenty to do, some organic elegance and trails, and a few casinos, if it is your component.
2016-10-22 03:02:18 · answer #2 · answered by shine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Husband and wife on country tour, just had a fight. While driving, wife saw some pigs and husband said. Relatives of yours?Wife said, yup in laws.
2006-11-14 20:07:42 · answer #3 · answered by manang bruka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hihihi:)
yeah, I needed a joke after all, thanks:)
here's one for ypu:)
Three weeks after her wedding day, Anna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "Dave and I had a DREADFUL fight!"
"Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight!"
"I know, I know!" said Anna. "But what am I going to do with the BODY?"
2006-11-14 18:40:49 · answer #4 · answered by venitoo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Gerry M, for a man of your considerable age, you are a funny one.
2006-11-14 20:48:37 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee haa ridem cowboy
2006-11-14 22:57:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry cant uderstand
2006-11-14 18:36:28 · answer #7 · answered by Sindbaad 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol very gd ,it made me chuckle anyway
2006-11-14 19:04:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, don't blame her.
2006-11-14 19:03:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA
2006-11-14 20:28:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋