A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she needed some
cyanide.
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give
you cyanide to kill your husband!
That's against the law! I'll lose my license... They'll throw both of us in
jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You can NOT
have any cyanide!"
Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
having dinner in a restaurant with pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now... You didn't
tell me you had a prescription".
2006-11-14 17:46:28 · 6 answers · asked by stone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lmao
2006-11-14 19:07:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady
Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would
drink it. -- His reply
2006-11-15 03:13:53 · answer #2 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, lost me there for a minute but you got me.
2006-11-15 02:08:23 · answer #3 · answered by Highly Envious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard a different version, kind of... but yours is pretty funny too.lol...
2006-11-15 02:15:39 · answer #4 · answered by choo_hoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have read this in Reader's Digest...
2006-11-15 02:24:28 · answer #5 · answered by akoaypilipino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.......this one is funniest...........LOL
My "opinion" about you is not changed....
2006-11-15 02:49:23 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋