A candidate's application "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist'and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post."
An employee applied for leave as follows:Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.please sanction me one week leave"...
Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:"Since I have to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache.
I request you to leave me today"
A family friend of our's told an incident of his friend's letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school"
As I'm not in the well I'm unable to attend the class. Please
leave me till I come to well
2006-11-14 17:13:28 · 17 answers · asked by pussy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha
2006-11-14 23:00:18 · answer #1 · answered by mr. x 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did u guys note that when it comes to mallu jokes people are saying the following:
1:it is not an mallu joke,it already on the net ;
2: All these are not related with mallu people;
3:IT happens not with mallus;
4:It happens to all those who doesnt have enough knowledge in English;
5:Dont ridicule a particular sect.Understand... all are equal in this world. Can you prove that you are perfect in all aspects ;
6:Your question itself is a very big joke. What has happened to your own sense of questioning? You better improve your own English first, before you start laughing at others. Your question in this category is not only horrible, but it is so ridiculous;
one guy was even questioning the very existence of Yahoo answers after reading mallu jokes.Very harsh reactions.
But when it comes to Sardarji jokes nobody says:
hey , this is not a sardarji joke but a blonde joke that i read months ago on the internet;
hey, don't ridicule a particular community;
hey' these things are not related to sardarjis;
hey, these things don't just happen to only sardarjis but everybody etc.
This just shows the racist and discriminatory side of the people.
2006-11-16 22:54:03 · answer #2 · answered by curious2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your question itself is a very big joke. What has happened to your own sense of questioning? You better improve your own English first, before you start laughing at others. Your question in this category is not only horrible, but it is so ridiculous.
I only wish these yahoo people will bring in some kind of discipline & censoring to both questions & answers.
Most of the questions & answers I have read are indeed very stupid. This 'Yahoo Answers' might be one of the protals to make Yahoo unpopular. Beware......
2006-11-14 18:16:48 · answer #3 · answered by sensible scorpio 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
another one
Sir to student:Why are you looking at that monkey outside, when i am here..
IT happens not with mallus
It happens to all those who doesnt have enough knowledge in English
Dont ridicule a particular sect.Understand... all are equal in this world. Can you prove that you are perfect in all aspects ...?
2006-11-14 23:52:36 · answer #4 · answered by Ansme 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
These were the jokes I had heard long back....but, still brought a chuckle.......
It happens only in India, I think.......
2006-11-14 19:05:49 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
All these are not related with mallu people, but its really funny.
2006-11-14 18:06:10 · answer #6 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
2006-11-14 17:20:46 · answer #7 · answered by gary a 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
it is not an mallu joke,it already on the net which i read five months back.
2006-11-14 17:16:10 · answer #8 · answered by bestof me 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
hehe u tooo - lemme tie the lunki (or dothi)
2006-11-15 05:18:19 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
this happen in humans daily life
2006-11-14 18:02:36 · answer #10 · answered by 1111 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋