A candidate's application "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist'and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post."
An employee applied for leave as follows:Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.please sanction me one week leave"...
Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:"Since I have to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache.
I request you to leave me today"
A family friend of our's told an incident of his friend's letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school"
As I'm not in the well I'm unable to attend the class. Please
leave me till I come to well
2006-11-14
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