What is the funniest 'Yo Momma' joke you've heard?

Question

Go Wilmer :)

Answer 1

yo momma got fired from her job at the sperm bank for drinking on the job.

Answer 2

I have quite a few.

Yo mama is like a doorknob everyone gets a turn.

Yo mama is like a town bike everyone gets a ride.

Yo mama is so cheap she is on the street corner yelling Frito Lay.

Yo mama is so fat when god said let their light he yelled move your *** outta way.

Yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a park car

Yo mama is stupid she thought a quarterback was a tax refund.

Yo mama is like a hurricane she blows everything in town.

Yo mama is so dumb it took her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo mama is so old her S.S. # is 1.

Yo mama is so old when god said let there be light she flicked the switch.

I have many more.

Answer 3

I HAVE MULTIPLE ONES TO BE HONEST

Yo Momma's heads' so small that she uses a teabag for a pillow

Yo momma is so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch "60 minutes"

Yo mom is so skinny that she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo momma's so dirty she actually repels mosquitoes

*BESTYo momma's so dumb she thought 50 cent was a cheap payperview*BEST

Answer 4

yo momma is so hairy bigfoot tried to f@#$ her

yo momma so fat when she was in school she sat next to everybody

yo momma so fat the earth rotation depends on her

yo momma so fat shes not allowed in san fran they get enough earthquakes

yo momma so fat she has to put her bra on with a boomerang

yo momma so fat she went to the beach and green peace showed up to put her back in the ocean,while the kids chanted free willy

Answer 5

Yo Mamma is so fat when she wears a red dress everybody yells Hey Kool-aid!!

Answer 6

Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"

Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat a** out of the way.

Yo mama's so fat, but I f her anyway.

Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her.

Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."


Yo mama's so fat, I had to roll over twice to get off of her.

Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a triet... She be like "What y'all eating? I'll try it!"

Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.

Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.

Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.

Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levi's?"

Yo mama's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors.

Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

Yo mama's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.

Yo mama's so stupid, she fell up the stairs.

Yo mama's so ugly, even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her.

Yo mama's so ugly, even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night.

and finally.....
Yo mama's so ugly, I can't even make a joke out of it.
:) have a nice day

Answer 7

Yo Mamma is so fat when she sees the school bus driving down the street she yells, "Yo, Stop that twinkie".

Answer 8

Yo Momma is so fat, she lives in 3 zipcodes.


meh.....

When someone tells her to haul a**, she has to make 3 trips...

Answer 9

Yo Momma is so old, that when she farts, dust comes out

Answer 10

Yo Momma reminds me of a shotgun - cuz two cocks and she's ready to BLOW!