A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter that I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I will be home before midnight.
When he arrived at the hotel, there a fax was waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband,
You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you read this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, my love, do not wait up!
2006-11-14 16:38:21 · 29 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sometimes i quit in the middle of a joke when its kind a long. this one i finish all the way.... pretty good.
2006-11-14 17:42:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
12 out of 10.
2006-11-14 17:01:24 · answer #2 · answered by saumitra s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
10
2006-11-14 17:16:10 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 of 10 hilarious!
2006-11-14 16:47:06 · answer #4 · answered by .:.:far away:.:. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good !!!!!
10/10.
Mallu and Punjabi in a train :
Punjabi: I am more powerful than you
Mallu : Prove it.
Punjabi :Lifted his overweight baggage and asked Mallu to do the same.
Mallu : Tried, tried and failed to lift.
Punjabi : Now what you say ?
Mallu : No, you have to prove once more. This time Mallu tried first. He tried to pull the emergency train stop chain and failed again and asked Punjabi to do the same.
Punjabi : He pulled that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mallu : Sorry !!!!!!!!
2006-11-14 19:05:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Excellent ! had a good laugh and am keen to share it with hubby dear. 10/10
2006-11-14 16:42:48 · answer #6 · answered by Rainbow 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Coooooool!
2006-11-14 17:20:00 · answer #7 · answered by Ankur M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Green but funny
2006-11-15 00:46:27 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
amazin pal .. it took a few seconds 2 get it but it was really good .. i give 10 on 10
2006-11-14 17:38:25 · answer #9 · answered by amazed !!! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny! Gotta love math humor
Post another!
2006-11-14 16:42:44 · answer #10 · answered by misjes2000 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋