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2006-11-14 16:33:16 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
welcome back Donna.
2006-11-14 16:42:01 · answer #1 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Jeez I'm sure you think that is hilarious but you don't know what you are messing with. But since you are so confident that it isn't real, why not put it to the test?
Go get some Jimson weed (datura) or some mandrake or henbane. Make a very dilute infusion of the herb with water.
Buy some crystal meth from some bikers. Dissolve the meth in the infused water. About 3 or 4 grams.
Now find a suitable cave. Stay up for a couple of days , then look up a conjuration for a demon, I'm sure you can find one on the net. Be sure and pick a little one, because I know for sure thats all you can handle. Offer up a little blood and do your incantation.
See what happens.
If you don't see anything, try a little LSD and try again.
You should be ready for born again in no time when you see the ugly side of the beast you are playing with.
Jesus Christ defeated Satan. Jesus is the saviour for all sinners.
That's it. Christ is about love, a way better choice. Good luck !
Oh yeah my mom was a beautiful person before she got into satanism, now she is a paranoid schizophrenic that acts like a monster. Coincidence? Watch your step!
2006-11-15 14:29:06 · answer #2 · answered by Thurston Howell III 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen, since this is your choice.
I wonder if Satan himself commands you to return to GOD? will you obey him??
In that case I will say to you Amen, Amen, Hallelujah
Because not obeying Satan and not obeying GOD is much more than a hell.
By the way I heard Satan has sent a repentance letter to GOD (by Yahoo E-mail).
2006-11-14 21:59:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you must, Amen. LaVeyans have always led to a bit of confusion with theistic Satanists for me, unoriginal name and all, but the church amuses me so I have no complaints.
2006-11-14 16:49:21 · answer #4 · answered by Rageling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hail Satan!
And any other ficticious preternatural beings that Christians are afraid of!
By the way...why not First Satanic Church? Big difference?
2006-11-14 16:38:18 · answer #5 · answered by Tom G 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't satanists say Hail and not Amen?
2006-11-14 16:39:27 · answer #6 · answered by JerseyRick 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
How About AMAN? Honey Go Gay With Me And You Can Have Me All You Want!
2006-11-14 16:36:16 · answer #7 · answered by TheGayDave 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-14 16:48:18 · answer #8 · answered by BOBBY LASHLEY-THE STEROID KING 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
SURE!!!! Amen to ya!!! The word "AMEN" means."let it be so"
In which case,by your own admission, amen to you wanting to belong to satan. Now......tell us all...... why did you choose a LOSER?!? loser loser loser loser loser loser. Your father was defeated BEFORE THE FOUNDATION OF THE WORLD!!!! IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST THE SON OF THE LIVING GOD MAY YOU REGRET YOUR DECISION SOON> AMEN AND AMEN!
2006-11-14 16:45:16 · answer #9 · answered by softspot 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you're a curious little fellow aren't you? but it seems to be pretty easy to make you happy. so: amen.
2006-11-14 16:42:53 · answer #10 · answered by gabriela 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah Thank you. But in true Satanic fashion, it is pronounced backwards. It is Nema!
I will ring your doorbell and run away!!!
2006-11-14 16:36:28 · answer #11 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋