story of a naughty boy...!?

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Little Jhonny................


Little Jhonny came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."
Little Jhonny was a bit of a troublemaker.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Jhonny's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Jhonny, of course, thought he did.
Jhonny 's mother, wanted Jhonny to reflect on his behavior over the last year.
"Go to your room, Jhonny, and think about how you have behaved this year.
Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Jhonny stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Jhonny

Jhonny knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.
Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Jhonny . I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my Birthday.
Thank you.
Your friend Jhonny

Jhonny knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.
Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.
Jhonny

Jhonny knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Jhonny wrote a fourth letter.
Letter 4
God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please!
Thank you,
Jhonny

Jhonny knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike. Now, Jhonny was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Jhonny's mother thought her plan had worked, as Jhonny looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner,"
Jhonny's mother told him.

Jhonny walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Jhonny went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Jhonny bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Jhonny began to write his letter to God.
Letter 5


God,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN,
SEND THE BIKE

Answer 1

very funny

Answer 2

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Answer 3

WOW!!
I didnt expect Jhonny would do that at all!
HAHAHAH!!
THis is hillarious!
(^^0)/ Just cant stop laughing right now!!
Too funny!

Answer 4

haha
that was great.

little Johny really need a red bike.

Answer 5

I have heard this before...but can't stop laughing whenever I see Little Johnny jokes...;-)

Answer 6

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!thats soooooooo funny.its a very good one.2000000 on 10!!

Answer 7

Really good one - of modern trend.

Answer 8

Toooooooooo Good.....

Answer 9

Little Johnny, a smart boy, now turning to be a kidnapper....?
,,,,hahah.......good one.

Answer 10

greattttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all little johny jokes are extreamly funny 9999999999/10 more than 100%