2006-11-14 16:16:43 · 17 answers · asked by RELIGION 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LMAO!!! OMG This is the best question ever asked on here!!!
2006-11-14 16:18:31 · answer #1 · answered by Whatever 5 · 3⤊ 5⤋
Don't you know that you will someday have to give an account for your blasphemous remarks? Even if you don't believe in Jesus, why would you say such stupid and vain words? You must be very young and ignorant with no wisdom at all.
2006-11-15 00:31:17 · answer #2 · answered by David H 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
no if he died by a condom we would wear one around our neck
2006-11-15 00:20:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Jesus did not have to die. He gladly laid His own life down for me and you so you could 2.000 years later, have the liberty to make fun of it. There will be a day that at the name of Jesus, every knee will bow and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. May God Bless
2006-11-15 00:24:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
No, but I would wear one in remembrance of Him.
2006-11-15 00:29:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Only lazy people will have if and but in their mind. They do not accept the reality.
2006-11-15 00:22:06 · answer #6 · answered by thinkpose 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
....And I wouldn't want to stand before Almighty God on the day of judgement and explain to him, why I made such an assinine remark about his only son, who gave his life to save the likes of yours...
2006-11-15 00:23:31 · answer #7 · answered by homerjoy1945 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
even if jesus did exist i dont know if you want little kids to see/know what exactly a condom is.
2006-11-15 00:21:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
Hahahahaha!
That's great.
But Jesus supposedly never got laid, because he was "holy" AKA bad with the women.
2006-11-15 00:21:04 · answer #9 · answered by ....... 4 · 4⤊ 4⤋
LMAO!!!YOU KNOCKED ME DOWN!!!and it's much more usefull than a cross!
2006-11-15 00:47:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Impossible. He lived a holy pure life while on earth.
2006-11-15 00:18:38 · answer #11 · answered by Crissy 5 · 3⤊ 5⤋