I haven't gotten any in a while, and if I have to pay,
So be it.
I deserve to on my birthday,
Anyone agree?
2006-11-14 16:15:25 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Well of course you should get some on your b-day. I am sorry that you might have to pay for it. Don't you have any friends that are girls, that would give you b-day spankins and some lovin'. I hope so. Happy B-day.
2006-11-14 16:18:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yes, go right ahead, if you want Syphillis (the "gift that keeps on giving"!!!)
I understand you're sexually frustrated, and you want a girl, but, let's face it, paying for it is a lot less fun than getting with a girl who actually wants to be with you (instead of a hooker who just wants the US $ 150 an hour)
Here's a better idea - ask your friends to hook you up with a blind date for your birthday - now, unfortunately, there's a 99% chance that you will NOT get sex on your birthday.. but, if it works out with the girl, you might get some in a month or two.. (and maybe next year's birthday will be a lot more fun)
2006-11-14 16:19:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Depends on where you're from. Some have more raw AIDs than others. Also, she might be a cop. Or a guy. Or a guy cop with AIDs.
2006-11-15 01:31:26 · answer #3 · answered by Masta Batang Dollar Billz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO! your birthday is intimate, not a business transaction... you can always have a hooker, tho i advice you not to since HIV and whatnot is so dangerous these days.... but definitely not on your birthday, it's almost bad luck!!! it almosts says "if u have a hooker on your birthday, you will be having sex with hookers the rest of the year.." find yourself a gf
2006-11-14 16:18:56 · answer #4 · answered by BlueGirl007 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Nope.
.... unless you want to pick up more than a hooker - not everything can be protected against.
Besides, why not spend it with people who you care about?
2006-11-14 16:18:30 · answer #5 · answered by majorquota 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hell no. You don't want AIDS. And you shouldn't need to buy sex. There are plenty of promiscuous people out there. Go to a bar and find a drunken person.
2006-11-14 16:19:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You better not pick her up, you might hurt your back!!! and then get AIDS, Herpes, or Hepatitis= not a good birthday present-D
2006-11-14 16:18:25 · answer #7 · answered by Debby B 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nope. don't.
just go to a bar and find someone. u shouldnt have to pay for nething on ur birthday!
2006-11-14 16:16:51 · answer #8 · answered by qwertyuiop23 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Do you want them to gift wrap those STD's for you?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM THR FREE CLINIC!
2006-11-15 00:42:01 · answer #9 · answered by Pardon Moi? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Twice this week, I've heard of hookers robbing johns while their pants were down!
2006-11-14 16:17:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋