This cat is the neighborhood stray and it always gives me bad looks. Maybe it knows that I know that all cats are evil creatures that need to go back to where they came from! Umm yea anyway everytime I walk passed it it'll try to scratch me and this time it did! It freakin scratched me across the face so I scratched it back! The cat doesn't have an owner but I believe that I have every right to sue it for it's evil ways! It scratched me on purpose and I scratched it back in self defense! This cat was plotting against me for a long time!!!
2006-11-14 16:07:20 · 23 answers · asked by Britney S 2 in Pets ➔ Cats
No the judge ole tell ya the same thing as I am about tp, you are an idiot and you need to get a life!
2006-11-14 16:10:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It may just be all in your head about the cat giving you evil looks and out to get you But if he cat scratched you across the face either you grabbed the cat holding it high enouigh so when it scratched out of fear it got you across the face ot the cat is sitting there minding its own business and here you come and push your face into its space and again the cat was scared and scratched you in self defense across the face....I hope you aren't abusing this poor cat for animal abuse laws are much stricter now and in many cases if serious harm comes to the animal-in this instance a cat-can be a felony-a very large fine AND JAIL. Some people think if they post on the internet can say anything for SAFE-for no one knows who they are so how could the authorities possibly find them. Please Note: every computer made has its own IEP Address-similar to a fingerprint for no other computer,for example has your IEP Address. That is how police task forces throughout the country identify pedophiles or example-get the IEP address then they can identify the browser and then a call to the Internet Provider who have the IEP Address of every computer and Voila the offending person is found. Interesting isn't it
2006-11-14 16:38:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Dear Britney Spoke***
geeeeeeeeeeee!!! I see someone who lost there sense of humour has already given you three "down" thumbs. I cannot understand why people cannot just go with the flow??!! It must be very booooooooooooooooooooooring to have a stiff upper lip all the time!!!!
Anyway I loooooooooooooove answering questions like yours!!
You must be extreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemely short for the cat to have scratched your face.
Have you ever tried being a "hobo" or "stray" for one day!!!! It is extremely hectic. Everyone is walking on your turf, expecting you to move out of the way when you have "owned" this strip for some time. It's very much the same as when you have to sell your house and you have all these strangers in and out dirtying your carpets, dirty fingers on the walls, etc.
You"re doing the same to this cat, and because you don"t go another way, he is just letting you know he is sick and tired of you intruding. You would do the same if he invaded your home constantly.
Try another route!!! He'll become your best friend eventually and will protect you in every way possible!! and maybe you will fall in loooooooooooove with this cat!!! Just hoping, because they really are smart and extremely devoted to their owners!!!
Love peppa-anne
hee*hee*
2006-11-14 17:31:24 · answer #3 · answered by peppa-ann 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most communities require licensing of both cats and dogs. If the neighbor's cat is allowed to roam that might be a violation of a local ordinance. To avoid any problems, I suggest that you tell the neighbor that you are doing an application and that the cat might be exposed to the application. Other than that, why are you putting poison on your grass in the first place? Don't you know that your crap will eventually work it's way into the ground water and poison people? Too bad you are more concerned about your neighbor's cat than you are about your neighbor! You are a jerk.
2016-03-28 06:06:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok so you want to sue a stray animal is that right? Honey you watch way too much television!!!!! Your best bet is to go home and make sure your homework is done correctly so you may actually learn something real.
Cats do not plot against people or anything else. The have the intelligence of a 2 year old kid. Put your big girl panties on and get over it. LL
2006-11-14 17:36:34 · answer #5 · answered by LeapingLizard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about the cat suing YOU? Oh, sure, the cat is giving you "bad" looks! I probably would, too. Unless you're a totally brain dead newt, you can't be serious about "..all cats are evil.."
Cats know evil PEOPLE. They are the most psychic of all animals. What a twit you are! I LOVED "ladyqueens's" answer--"Garfield is my cat's attorney." Great sense of humour, thumbs up--knows a heck of a lot better how to deal with people like you than I do. This is just too rich! Discrimination against CATS. Now I've heard/read it all. MY CAT has saved my life twice. Oh, I'm so mean! I hope you have the same stupid attitude about a neighbor, & they do a lot worse than scratch your face. SO THERE.
*** Just looked back & noted "oracle." ANIMAL ABUSE. Great answer! (Another thumbs up!) If you're as stupid as you portray yourself, & do ANYTHING to this cat, I hope someone grabs you by the scruff of the neck & calls 911 & you get what you deserve.
Poor stray kitty who has to deal with a miscreant like you.
2006-11-14 17:15:12 · answer #6 · answered by Psychic Cat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think you have any legal recourse. And I do NOT recommend taking matters into your own hands. If you do, I'll find you.....
When I was about 3 years old, I had a cat Frisky. I also had one of those little swimming pools. I wanted to swim, and I thought it would be great if Frisky kept me company. Frisky objected. She voiced her objection by biting me. In my 3-year old wisdom, I bit her back.
Didn't help. All I got was a mouthful of hair, and then got my mouth washed out with soap.
2006-11-15 01:25:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, kitties are very sympathetic defendants, so you should recruit one, no... TWO kittens to try to smear his character. Try to get very fluffy ones, with big sad eyes. Coach them on their testimony, then get ready for court.
You: "Your honor, not only did Mr. Cat viciously and deliberately scratch my face while committing a hate crime, but he steals milk from kittens! For my first witness, I call Mittens!"
Before you can say 'catnip and crackers' you will have won every bite of that miscreant's kibbles.
2006-11-14 18:47:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
touchy situation.. i mean he did strike first but it will be hard to make a case since you struck back.... did you feel your life was in danger? Just make sure you lawyer is better than the cats!
2006-11-15 04:00:55 · answer #9 · answered by supersourrainbow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you should take it home, train it to do the macarena, then go around the world showing the amazing macarena dancing cat. If you don't want to, get a turtle
2006-11-14 16:59:13 · answer #10 · answered by pikelites 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋