2006-11-14 16:00:43 · 25 answers · asked by Randy 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I already worship you. :)
2006-11-14 16:02:18 · answer #1 · answered by Whatever 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
How about if all the Christians were to beat you with rocks,papers and scissors...Would you shut up?
2006-11-15 00:04:30 · answer #2 · answered by softspot 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
IF you beat Him at rock paper scissors, yes I will
Thats a promise I don't have to worry about fulfilling
Not to say it wasnt a funny question lol
2006-11-15 00:02:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
He beat you before you even asked the question. Jesus is God and He made the rocks, wood and metals(and your hand).
2006-11-15 00:04:15 · answer #4 · answered by Missy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Impossible.
2006-11-15 02:15:17 · answer #5 · answered by l2wh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but if you let me beat you half to death, then crucify you until you ARE dead, and if you can then rise from the dead by the end of the weekend, I'll think about it.
2006-11-15 00:06:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope. God only shall be worshipped! and i don't think you'd beat Jesus. He knows your thoughts, He is one step ahead of you!!
2006-11-15 00:03:45 · answer #7 · answered by work in progress 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just as soon as you part the water, fed the masses, and come back from the dead! Be waiting for you in church! GOOD LUCK
2006-11-15 00:05:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If?
IF?
if?
If you beat Jesus,I will beat you!
Then,will you worship me?
2006-11-15 00:04:12 · answer #9 · answered by Janet Y 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would be I guess if you found the "actual" jesus, then I guess I would have to go back to being a christian, but then you beat him, but then, but then....
Oww my brain hurts....
2006-11-15 00:03:54 · answer #10 · answered by JerseyRick 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, I will just watch as God zaps you with a lightning bolt.
2006-11-15 00:03:09 · answer #11 · answered by starrynight1 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋