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Then just maybe have to pee really bad but no longer be drunk?

2006-11-14 14:54:52 · 11 answers · asked by Randy 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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LOL! I bet he could do that. He is the Almighty One after all...

2006-11-14 14:59:23 · answer #1 · answered by Whatever 5 · 1 0

In those days, Jesus was a light drinker, but he was pretty well known for hitting the cannabis pretty hard. That's not a taunt, that's a historical probability that has a whole lot of support.

I will ring your doorbell and run away!!!

2006-11-14 23:17:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 1 0

Gluttony, over indulgence in food or drink * getting drunk, is a sin.
Jesus was all Holy and therefore did not sin.
Do not mock the sacredness of my Lord

2006-11-14 22:59:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

well.. assuming he exists and is capable of everything bible tells him. Yes he can.

but i think he'll most likely say a prayer first or some kind of words. That's the kind of thing he'd do.

snapping fingers ain't the rage back then.

2006-11-14 23:04:16 · answer #4 · answered by dojodomo 3 · 1 0

Well, no... But CONGRATULATIONS !!! You seem very interested in Christianity and learning about Religion. Please seek a good Bible based Church and they will help you achieve your goals. Once you have turned your eyes to the Lord, you will see how cheap everything else in common day life really is.

Best of Luck and WELCOME !

2006-11-14 23:00:18 · answer #5 · answered by ValleyR 7 · 1 1

You are making fun of Jesus.

2006-11-14 22:57:04 · answer #6 · answered by The Bible (gives Hope) 6 · 2 0

You are really pushing for that free pass but you should remember that God knows everything!

2006-11-14 23:02:31 · answer #7 · answered by martha d 5 · 1 0

:) I don't think he would have to snap his fingers? But this is a funny thought!

2006-11-14 22:57:13 · answer #8 · answered by girlinlove 3 · 1 1

Why did I click on "answer this question"?

2006-11-14 22:57:52 · answer #9 · answered by ccrider 7 · 1 0

He's not a magician.

2006-11-14 23:07:01 · answer #10 · answered by Norah 6 · 0 0

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