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Here is a pic of her... http://www.mikekaplan.com/pictures/view.nhtml?profile=pictures&UID=10167

2006-11-14 14:53:04 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

I'm just a little chicken, she's like 500 pounds. Something's gotta give.

2006-11-14 14:59:13 · update #1

39 answers

Just say, "Sweetie, stay off the Twinkies and loose some weight, dang it!". Don't worry, she won't hate you. She'll actually be glad you said it!

2006-11-19 05:05:32 · answer #1 · answered by Betterwithpie 5 · 3 0

Don't tell her at all, the best way to do it is tell her you are going for a jog, or tell her your going to the gym and ask her politely and casually if she wants to come with you. If she asks if you think she's fat and gets offended just tell her all you wanted was company from your favourite women in the world or something romantic like that. Even if you are in the best shape ever tell her you would like to lose some weight, if you think she's fat she probably knows she is fat and feels even worse about it then you do. If you put the attention on your weight instead of her's she'll be alot more willing.

2006-11-14 14:59:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

That's tricky... She looks like the kind of girl who would tear you in half if you told her she needs to lose a few pounds. Then she'll probably run off with some dumb ape and there'll be a bunch of drama... It's better just to let it go.

2006-11-14 14:58:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Dang!!! Buy that hoss a treadmill! Make sure she's only eating bananas! Good luck chicken boy!

2006-11-15 13:53:33 · answer #4 · answered by ?born2lose? 5 · 0 0

Never tell a girlfriend that you want her to lose weight...but in this case you may want to suggest her shaving her legs (if not everything else, too!)

2006-11-21 09:46:01 · answer #5 · answered by Selkie 6 · 1 0

cant look at the pics, but this is what i did,,,,

hide (or eat ) her twinkys and mars bars, then break the weight scale and blame it on her. And finally, and most important, dont let her fall on top of you.

2006-11-14 15:00:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Sign her up for Jenny Craig and laser hair removal. Make it a Christmas present. She will love you for it.

2006-11-14 14:54:34 · answer #7 · answered by Trip S 3 · 6 0

Try not to get her angry.
Be nice as possible.
She can literally kill you.
If you look at it.......i mean her straight in the eyes, that means you're looking for a fight so try not to.

2006-11-21 10:56:45 · answer #8 · answered by cruel 3 · 0 0

Very carefully. She might start to visualize you covered in flour and deep fried.

2006-11-17 20:33:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well just try asking her in a nice way if she herself wants to lose pounds.That's the only sensible thing to do......LOL

2006-11-14 14:57:12 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Pritty Girl♥ 2 · 0 0

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