A woman brings a very limp duck into a veterinary surgery. As she lays the duck
on the examination table the vet pulls out his stethoscope and listens to the
duck's chest for signs of life. After a few moments the vet shakes his head and
turns to the woman and says sadly, "I'm sorry but the duck has passed away."
The distressed owner wails, "Are you sure?"
"Yes of course am sure. The duck is dead," he replies.
"How can you be so sure?" she protests. "I mean you haven't done any testing
- he might be in a coma or something."
The vet rolls his eyes and leaves the room. He returns with a black Labrador. As
the duck's owner looks in amazement, the dog stands on his hind legs, puts his
front paws on the examination table and sniffs the duck from top to bottom.
He then looks at the vet and with sad eyes shakes his head.
The vet pats the dog on the head and takes him out and returns a few moments
later with a cat. The cat jumps up on the table and also sniffs the duck from
its beak to its tail at the back end and back again. The cat sits and shakes its
head and meows softly, jumps down from the examination table and strolls out of
the examination room.
The vet looks at the woman and says, "I am sorry, but as I said, this is most
definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
The vet turns to his computer terminal and after hitting a few keys a bill is
printed off, which he hands to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock,
takes the bill. "£450!" she cries. "£450 just to tell me my duck is dead?"
The vet shrugs. "If you had accepted my word for it, the bill would have been
only £30.
But with the lab report and the cat scan - it all adds up."
2006-11-14 13:59:20 · 14 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That one cracked a smile, thanks!
Safe to share as well. : )
2006-11-14 14:20:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I totally saw that in the vet's office today!
2006-11-14 14:03:20 · answer #2 · answered by Gorgeous 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The lab report. Man, you must be as bored as as me.
2006-11-14 14:04:30 · answer #3 · answered by Jazz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that. Something fresh and original!!!
2006-11-14 14:08:31 · answer #4 · answered by JenJen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever and worth the read
2006-11-14 20:43:21 · answer #5 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1 !!!
2006-11-14 22:59:36 · answer #6 · answered by Dragon Empress 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooh bad, funny though
2006-11-14 21:05:39 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very smooth
I like!
2006-11-14 18:45:15 · answer #8 · answered by emboo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cant be arsed to read all this crap sorry.
2006-11-14 14:38:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG!!! Too funny!!! LOL
2006-11-14 14:28:40 · answer #10 · answered by Joy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋