i need him one time for my look and he was never there, instead some butt wipe took my hat. I paid $6 for that. And now some crack head has it, Now tell me almighty how can you repay, you best put me in heaven i deserve it, i mean i ate bacon today what do you say to that almighty God
Hail Mary
full of crap
the lord lost my hat
i seen a dog
i seen him ****
and then i stood in shat
amen
2006-11-14 13:48:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
please tell me your daddy didn't waste money sending you to college with that attitude.
Hope there is an armadillo sleeping in your stetson.
As for God, where were YOU when He called for you?
Too proud to listen for His voice.
No wonder God watched. He knew you would blame it on Him.
2006-11-14 13:53:31 · answer #1 · answered by n9wff 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Out of all the problems in the world this is the most tragic that I have heard. U lost ur cheap a$$ hat and God wouldn't help u get it back when someone stole. Poor Baby. I don't know what u are going to do, how can u survive without ur hat? I know how vital the hat is to ur survival. It is more important than uncurable illnesses, aids, cancer, or anything health wise. I don't know where god's was when u lost ur hat and couldn't get it back. Now that this pity party is over. Why not quit blaming god on something that man of his own free will did, and learn to accept the fact that there are hell of alot more importance things than a hat. My words of advice for u are GROW UR BABY *** UP!
I can ask god where he was when my mom and I lost our jobs and then a week later my dad has a heart attack and emergency 5-way bypass surgery. but I don't because I know where god was. He was watching over my dad.
2006-11-14 14:00:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are NOT a TEXAS RANGER !!! But I bet you wish you were . You are suffering from a cracked head. Then again, I think your a Catholic. Sober off and then ask your Almighty God for forgiveness. Hopefully, your not an illegal emmigrant. I will sincerely pray for you tonight. I hope and pray you do not use crack. If you are addicted to it, then please go and get some help. Take care and may God help and bless you, Always. God Loves You !!
2006-11-14 13:58:12 · answer #3 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Real Texas Ranger would have round kicked god in the head for that! OOPS sorry a Real Texas Ranger would just have whistled and his hat would have returned, just like his old horse!
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/index.html
2006-11-14 13:58:37 · answer #4 · answered by Barabas 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Texas Ranger full of bitterness towards God. But go ahead, speak to God in your own way. He is listening, and one day, maybe soon, YOU will have a Damascus Road experience (if you have any Christian friends, ask the about Paul).
2006-11-14 13:55:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am very sorry you lost your hat. I am sorry that you are feeling crabby because of it too. But, perhaps I can cheer you up. You know it doesn't matter what you say or do. The only line that you can cross is not to come to repentance. Jesus loves you. He loved you so much, that He was willing to go through brutal torturing, and death just for you. And I love you, too.
2006-11-14 13:55:00 · answer #6 · answered by Kat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cordell Walker?
2006-11-14 13:53:11 · answer #7 · answered by WDJD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You under estimate the power of the Lord, you'll get a hat, just you wait and see...
2006-11-14 14:03:27 · answer #8 · answered by Ladeebug71 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you go before The Father on judgement day, are you just going to say, oops?
2006-11-14 13:54:24 · answer #9 · answered by bryton1001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whichever you want, except you stay someplace like l. a. the position the color you undergo might want to value you your existence. i might want to flow with purple, yet it really is me. go with for your self; that is an priceless ability.
2016-11-29 03:48:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋