How to fake being sick?

Question

ANYTHING WILL WORK! A raise in temperture would be nice

Answer 1

well first cough a lot, and say you feel like your gonna throw up...temperature ..i dont know...you could also say you have a migrane (my friend does that and gets away with it all the time )

J.A.

Answer 2

Why do you want to fake being sick. If it's just to call in sick, say you have the runs, something you ate. If you have to provide proof (because you've called in sick too much), well maybe you ought to face what you are running from since it's not going to go away by calling in sick (or maybe you are depressed, that's a valid illness, but you will need A LOT of proof if you want to use that and you might not like the long-term consequences).

Answer 3

I used to get out of school this way. When whoever is taking your temperature turns away, take the thermometer out of your mouth and rub it real fast on your pants. The friction will create a higher temperature. Don't do it too long, the temp will rise too much and you'll probably end up gettin' busted.

Answer 4

AHHHHH, this brings back memories of my childhood. I was a BAD kid, and I never wanted to go to school! (47 now!) Anyways, I would fake a stomach ache, and my mother would stick the thermometer in my mouth. She then went about her duties in the kitchen. When she left the room, I would take it out of my mouth, and rub it real fast between the blanket and my hand to make friction (hence the rise in temperature). I would look to see that it wasn't too high (didn't want her to rush me to the hospitsl), and shook it down to about 101. She let me stay home from school :-)

Answer 5

So, this is a multi-step process, lets get started XP,
1) drink a hot fluid, like hot water, cocoa, and other drinks. (To raise temp!)
2) hold your breathe to make yourself pale (In SHORT gasps, plz don't die!)
3) groan NON-STOP to make yourself like you're in pain
4) COUGH, always cough you're head off
5) say your head hurts, moms always believe that
6)make yourself dizzy/lightheaded, that does the charm
7)REPEAT, if you repeat every so often, it'll work, but not too often, or your mom or dad would see it's a trick, or think you have a bad disease, or that you're crazy! (LIKE ME!!!JK,LOL!!!!)
fyi, this might not work, srry 'bout that, and you can add your own twist/idea into the mix
ENJOY!!!!!<3

Answer 6

One thing that always works for me is to drink vinager because it makes you breath stink and go to the bathroom and pour something like cut up ramen noodles or something in the toilet the night before so it sets and the next mornig go in and cough alot and say that the ramen is puke and your breath should stink from the vinager and you have to act the part. *To help when you pour the ramen in the toilet make it seem like you are coming down with something like you just had a bad poop or something but don't make it seem like you ARE sick just kind of uncomfortable.

Hope this helps! Good luck!

Answer 7

Put thermometer to lightbulb before mom walks in. It's the oldest trick in the book.

or

Fake a headache.

Fake things people cannot prove! Stomach aches are good.

Period? No one will ask you to prove it lol.

Answer 8

When you get your temp taken when noones looking hold it against a light bulb by your bed then show it to whoever. Also cough a bit and make your voice hoarse. And pretend to be weak.

Answer 9

Put some cloves of garlic in your armpits. That will increase your body temperature. Just make sure to peel the garlic before putting them on. Good luck!

Answer 10

Do you believe in "Carma?" Well, one time when I was about 13, I had a test to take at school that I hadn't studied for. So the next
morning I took out thermometer and rubbed it back and forth till it read 103.1 and my sister showed it to my Mom. She said I had better stay home for at least a day. I thought, "cool" I don't have to take that stupid test! Well, the next day, I woke up with a sore throat, a fever of 103.1, and so sick to my stomach, I thought I might die! CARMA! The following Monday, I all but begged my teacher to let me take that test, anything was better that what I had just gone through! It's up to you what you want to do, but be aware of Carma!