ok, heres the deal im a 27 yr old black girl who's obssesed with Eric Bischoff. does anyone look like him?

Question

I know this sounds crazy. but im actually in love with this man. I go on myspace and he has various profiles saying that he's married and others saying that hes divorced. well.. i really think this man is so hott.. im willing to be with him or at least be with someone who looks exactly like him.

Answer 1

Time to bring Lola back into the real world. This guy is a multimillionaire so for you to think that you'd stand a chance of even meeting him I'm sorry to say is pretty unrealistic. Start acting like a 27 year old female and get out there and meet a real man, not a fantasy.

Answer 2

The last time I checked, Eric Bischoff was married, but his wife is a bisexual - they used to go to the Gold Room, a famous all nude Atlanta strip club, and they'd both get lapdances from the girls (and sometimes, they'd take a girl home together)

Now, from what I understand, most of the Gold Room's dancers are Black, so aparently both Mr and Mrs Bischoff are attracted to African American women

You might just have a shot..

But please, please, please don't say you're "IN LOVE" with him, that would probably creep out both Eric and his wife, and they'd have to file a restraining order against you (that kind of thing happens to famous people all the time)

So, find out what Bischoff is up to these days (is he still with WWE? you'd probably know better than I do - I used to be an ECW mark but I haven't watched much wrestling since Vince Mc Mahon took over ECW and WCW)

If he's touring with WWE or some other wrestling promotion, start following them on tour, get their early before the shows (and stay late after them) hang out around the employee's enterance to the arena, make friends with the security, the roadies and the truck drivers, and maybe you'll get to go backstage and make a move on Eric

Remember, DO NOT say you're "in love" with him, but DO offer to do whatever he wants with both him, and his wife... and you might just get lucky

Answer 3

The guy that got thrown into a dumpster by vince? The guy that got a stink face by that stripper guy? hmmm......