Well, I met a hot little biddy at the disco the other night. She was great in bed. I want to schedule a day of the week with her, but I'll need to get rid of one of my other ladies. Which one should I dump?
Here are their weaknesses:
1. Sheila: She cries a lot during movies and sometimes during commercials
2. Stacy: She doesn't do a very good job cleaning my place
3. Lisa: She is kind of bad at giving me oral pleasure.
4. Jen: She refuses to let other girls join in on our action.
5. Erica: She buys me the cheapest gifts.
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2006-11-14 12:47:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Uhh...They don't know about each other, but very creative of you "frankie."
2006-11-14 13:19:11 · update #1
Oh, definately #3..that's a deal-breaker!
2006-11-14 12:50:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I would replace #4. When Sheila cries you can get up and sit with one of the 4 that are not crying. When Stacy slacks off you could ask one of the 4 to pick up her slack. You can get any of the 4 to teach Lisa how to improve her skills. Since Erica is cheap you can get the new one from the disco to teach Erica how to dance and become a stripper to make more money so she could buy you more expensive gifts.
2006-11-14 21:12:41 · answer #2 · answered by frankie 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You have five ladies- there are seven days in a week- you do the math.....the disco chic can be your Saturday girl. For a nice change you can try alternating each lady on a different day of the week....
2006-11-15 00:42:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, Dirk Diggler, aren't you just a playa. Good for you. Ditch the chick that gives bad oral pleasures. Then, wake up because hun, you are DREAMING.
2006-11-14 21:06:40 · answer #4 · answered by deliannathaniel 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
you're one jerk..
player!
if you really like this "lady @ the disco you just met the other night", then whatever!
stick with her
and dump all your "other ladies"
it clearly shows that you wanna show off, what a fantastic player you are.
you should stick with one woman, and make her feel like she's the only woman on earth.
then maybe you'll get more positive comments.
2006-11-14 20:53:30 · answer #5 · answered by moi<3 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
a goober says what? you are a low life, i hope you get a std or something.... what are you really looking for? you probably don't have any girl, and just waist your time by imagining things... Shame I feel sorry for you... Maybe you should see a psychologist for your lonesomeness
2006-11-14 20:56:23 · answer #6 · answered by Girly-Girl 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Play on Playa ...ur days are numbered
2006-11-14 20:51:09 · answer #7 · answered by ♫poison ♥s will never change♫ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
sounds like you just need one girl and leave it at that!!!!!!
2006-11-14 20:51:03 · answer #8 · answered by thinkofmealwayslver 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
honestly it seems like you have high standards and I think your a jackass your lucky people aren't shunning you yet!
2006-11-14 20:50:54 · answer #9 · answered by michelle 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I WOULD SAY YOU WAS DREAMING.....
I WOULD SAY YOUR NOT A NICE GUY IF YOU HAVE THIS MANY WOMAN.
2006-11-14 21:10:05 · answer #10 · answered by runswithscissors 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋