Do you know where your mouth has been? Or are you afraid touch it?

Answer 1

i vaguely remember all of its exploits, so no.

Answer 2

I do not touch any mouth with out gloves

Answer 3

It's a dirty cesspool. Every time I go near it with a toothbrush, the bristles turn black and fall out. I once was charged with assault when the dental hygienist went in there and passed out. She hit her head when she fell and got a nasty bruise. Like that was my fault.