2006-11-14 11:51:18 · 37 answers · asked by Thinker 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I;d shake his hand and welcome him to the elevator. I'd also try to start up some small talk and bring up the recent weather/maulings.
2006-11-14 11:57:47 · answer #1 · answered by batgirlmeg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last time this happened to me I simply said "Good morning Mister Large Brown Bear" (for it was obvious) and vacated the elevator at it's next stop, but not before evacuating my bowels first.
2006-11-14 23:55:17 · answer #2 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stand quietly in the elevator until it got to it's floor, follow it making sure to keep about 12 feet distance at all times, tag along with it to its cabin in the woods. And when you get there, eat all its porage and sleep in its bed.
2006-11-14 12:03:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well does this bear work in the building? or is he just visiting someone in the building. because I assume if he has made it as
far as the elevator he's been cleared by the security guards in the lobby.
2006-11-14 12:05:42 · answer #4 · answered by mark_grvr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man in a similar situation tried this....
An atheist was walking through the woods. He said to himself:
"What majestic trees!"
"What powerful rivers!"
"What beautiful animals!"
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!!!"
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
"You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian?"
"Very well," said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.
And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke:
"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen"
2006-11-15 15:22:55 · answer #5 · answered by JonBovi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask him to press for my floor as I could not reach the button with him being so big, then ask him if he was having as good a time as I was - after all I was at Disney World and he was in his costume!!!!!!
2006-11-16 07:42:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd have to ask, "so do you guys really sh*t in the woods?"
Then I'd ask if he wanted to team up and go and mug some folk for their picnic hampers and jump around on their cars.
2006-11-14 19:25:42 · answer #7 · answered by lickintonight 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scream. And attempt to reopen the doors.
2006-11-14 12:05:05 · answer #8 · answered by sdc_99 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would a bear be any where near an elevatored place?
But if that were to be real, I'd make it my friend. :)
2006-11-14 11:53:12 · answer #9 · answered by Nicole D [15 yr old superstar] 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Click for the next floor and get out.
2006-11-14 11:57:08 · answer #10 · answered by knoodelhed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋