Hi everyone, its my friends Birthday and she's gona be 23. Just wondering if anyone can post some funny messages that I can put on the Birthday card.
Thanx
2006-11-14 11:41:04 · 12 answers · asked by Mr. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another candle on your cake-
Well that's no need to pout.
Be glad that you have strength enough
To blow the damn thing out!
Many happy returns of the day of your birth;
Many blessings to brighten your pathway on earth;
Many friendships to cheer and provoke you to mirth;
Many feastings and frolics to add to your girth.
To the nation's best kept secret-your true age.
2006-11-14 12:03:01 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
how about this?
Q: What do you sing at a Snowwoman's Birthday Party?
A: Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow
Happy Birthday
Four guys were telling stories in a pub. One guy leaves to go to the restroom. Three guys were left...........
The first guy says,"I was worried that my son was going to be a loser because, he started out washing cars for a local dealership. Turns out that he got a break,they made him a salesman, and he sold so many cars that he bought the dealership. In fact,he's so successful that he just gave his best friend a new "Mercedes" for his birthday."
The second guy says,"I was worried about my son too because he started out raking leaves for a realtor. Turns out he got a break,they made him a commissioned salesman, and he eventually bought the real estate firm In fact,he's so successful that he just gave his best friend a new house for his birthday."
The third guy says,"Yeah, I hear you. My son started out sweeping floors in a brokerage firm. Well,HE got a break, they made him a broker, and now he owns the brokerage firm.In fact,he's so rich that he just gave his best friend $1 million in stockfor his birthday."
The fourth guy comes back from the restroom. The first 3 explain that they are telling stories about their kids so he says,"Well, I'm embarrassed to admit that my son is a major disappointment.He started out as a hairdresser and is still a hairdresser after 15 years.In fact,I just found out that he's GAY and has SEVERAL boyfriends. But I try to look at the bright side,his boyfriends just bought him a new Mercedes, a new house, and $1 million in stock for his birthday!"
hope this helps?!
2006-11-14 12:56:56 · answer #2 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
This Birthday card has been made by the world's smartest computer... Merry Christmas!
2006-11-14 12:05:10 · answer #3 · answered by girlshadow212 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Moneys Tight
Times are Hard
Heres you frigging birthday card
2006-11-15 02:43:42 · answer #4 · answered by jabelite 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
in case you have an outdoorsmen...I as quickly as observed a card that had a extensive dollar on it and on the interior it reported "i wanted to get you something on your birthday which you will'nt get your self."
2016-10-22 02:38:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny, but how about 'merry birthday and happy new year of your life'?
2006-11-14 13:16:37 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋
This is kind of gross, but still...............
Birthdays are like boogers,
the more you get the harder it is to breathe.
2006-11-14 12:31:02 · answer #7 · answered by Foodaholic 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
here's a funny one I saw on a card-----'happy proof-that-your-parents-had-secs day!!!'
I couldn't print the real word.
2006-11-14 12:52:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
well hiya oldie!23 wow pretty OLD!
Just kidding your still younge!Happy birthday
-Happy Birthday 23 Years old Wow
-Happy Birthday my bestestest FRIEND
-Happy Birthday
2006-11-14 11:44:32 · answer #9 · answered by Daddys Doobe 4 · 0⤊ 9⤋
yeah, right. shall I got out and buy the present too?
2006-11-14 22:15:25 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 2⤊ 5⤋