Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg?
A. It went to go look for it.
Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck?
A. Because it was chicken
Q.Why can't chickens fly?
A. Because they don't want to
Q.Why can't chickens swim?
A. Because they don't want to
Q. Whey do chickens cluck?
A. Because they want to
Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car?
A. Because it knows how
Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands?
A. Because it's not human
Q. What did the chicken dream about?
A. Chicken dreams
Q. Why was the chicken lost?
A. Because it wasn't found
Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog?
A. Because the chicken was blind
Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car
A. Because they don't need to
2006-11-14 11:11:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh, i got 1 too!
Q:why couldn't the bird fly
through the window?
A: because it was closed
2006-11-14 11:15:12 · answer #1 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What do you give an amish woman to keep her happy?
A:two men-a-night
(for those that dont know amish people, 'meninite' is one of the secs)
2006-11-14 11:15:31 · answer #2 · answered by TJ815 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. Why aren't these jokes funny?
A. They're corny and overly literal. Puns are bad as well.
2006-11-14 11:33:53 · answer #3 · answered by Steven 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
DEAR,
YOU CAN READ TONS OF TICKLING JOKES FOR FREE AT -
www.freeonnet4u.com
regards and wishing you happy days ahead
2006-11-14 15:12:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. How do you make a tissue dance?
A. Put a little boogie in it
2006-11-14 11:12:22 · answer #5 · answered by Moops 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
?:-/ those are pretty self explanatory and pretty much common sense....
2006-11-14 11:13:48 · answer #6 · answered by Lioness 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THOSE JOKES SUCK!!!!!
2006-11-14 11:18:51 · answer #7 · answered by MARKOS KRUGER 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋