One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that
it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the
salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"
The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95
The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95
and the others only $19.95?"
The salesperson annoyingly answers :
"Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car,
Ken's House,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer and...
One of Ken's Friends.
2006-11-14 10:59:10 · 13 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahaha so true!!!
2006-11-14 11:00:19 · answer #1 · answered by Sarah M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do she come with a divorce lawyer?
2006-11-14 11:00:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
BaaaaaaHaaaaa!!!!
2006-11-14 11:06:52 · answer #3 · answered by rere 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke is so adorable. It was pretty funny.
2006-11-14 11:00:57 · answer #4 · answered by KC_Meag42 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Barbie is a pimp.
2006-11-14 11:11:07 · answer #5 · answered by Estrella Negra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome joke
2006-11-14 11:01:29 · answer #6 · answered by a36dbabydoll 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...so true!
2006-11-14 11:39:12 · answer #7 · answered by jennav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww hahaha cute!!
2006-11-14 11:00:25 · answer #8 · answered by *KiM* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA i love it
2006-11-14 11:00:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL FUNNY
2006-11-15 04:31:29 · answer #10 · answered by Steve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE DAMN WOMEN...BUT DAMN THERE GOOD.
2006-11-14 11:03:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋