2006-11-14 10:34:58 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How do you get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?
How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?
Why do ballet dancers dance on their toes? Why doesn.t the company just hire taller dancers?
Why do people tell you when they are speechless?
Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?
Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic... shouldn't they already know you're coming?
2006-11-14 11:32:48 · answer #1 · answered by lushads 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
He takes the snowplough home with him & starts working from home in it
2006-11-14 10:42:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Making me imagine tonight: ok, first the snowplow men have particular presents from god. they're thoroughly ignorant of any snow on the streets. they ought to experience there bicycles to paintings. Then when they get interior the snowplow they could see snow, yet no longer a second in the previous.
2016-10-16 08:57:07 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is catapulted into his snowplough from his bedroom window.
2006-11-14 10:41:31 · answer #4 · answered by brainlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on the snowplough
2006-11-14 22:50:08 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't you ask this 2 days ago?
Has he still not made it into work?
Best send out the huskys
2006-11-14 10:43:43 · answer #6 · answered by Yeah yeah yeah 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He takes the plough home with him, so he doesn't actually have to get to work to drive it.
2006-11-14 12:40:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He takes the equipment home at night.
2006-11-14 10:38:17 · answer #8 · answered by sideways 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Billy Connolly picks him up on his motor bike...!
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2006-11-14 10:37:48 · answer #9 · answered by franja 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
who gives a **** they never use them down hear in devon
2006-11-14 22:41:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋