A father was passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addersed to ''dad''.With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that i am writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because i wanted to advoid a scene with you and mom. I had been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nic. But i knew you would not approve of her because of all her tatoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than i am.But it is not only the passion... dad she is pregnant.Stacy said that we will be very happy.She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesnt really hurt anyone.We'll be growing it for us and t
2006-11-14 10:09:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
wewill be growing it and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will prat that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better.She deserves it.
Dont worry dad, im 15 and knowhow to take care of myself. Someday im sure that we will come back to visit you so yu can get to know your grandchildren.
love,
your son Jon
P.S Dad none of the above is true. i am over at Tommys house. i just wanted to remind you that there is worse things in life that the report card that is in the center of my desk drawer.
i love you. call me when it is safe to come home.
2006-11-14 10:17:14 · update #1
1 out of 10 you get a 7
2006-11-14 10:12:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The story was okay up until you mentioned
about the dope and stuff. I think it would have
been better if u told ur dad that once you had
ur child then you and ur girlfriend would be com-
ing home as ur just fifteen and you needed ur
parents to take care of you and her and the
baby. I did like the part about ur report card,
as after all that is what the whole story lead
up to- scale 1-10, a 6 because u included dope.
2006-11-14 21:36:43 · answer #2 · answered by RudiA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think it's that funny actually, sounds like you wached Jerry Springer instead of doing your homework. Sorry, but I am honest. If I was your teacher I would give you an F. Try again. Write about something better like the winning lottery ticket that keeps getting passed around and then when they finally find it something happens to them. Maybe something ironic.
2006-11-14 18:19:07 · answer #3 · answered by DispatchGirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute! Make sure to do a spell check before turning it in. If your English teacher is anything like my old English teacher than you probably need to leave out the word marijuana all together and maybe exchange it with alcohol or something.
2006-11-14 18:13:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would not hand this in as and original piece this was an email joke that circulated about 2 yrs ago. Did you really write this yourself? I would think long and hard about handing in something that was plagurized.
2006-11-14 20:11:39 · answer #5 · answered by canastasask 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny? No! that would be a parent's worse nightmare and way too scary to even read or consider it to be funny. That's definitely a tragedy not a comedy.
2006-11-14 18:12:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is really good. Thank you.
2006-11-14 18:14:16 · answer #7 · answered by Toto 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blah blah blah. boring and not very creative.
2006-11-14 18:14:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋