What do you think is the funniest qoute ever?
2006-11-14 10:00:15 · 10 answers · asked by Shorty 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
life is like a roller coaster, when its over, you shouldnt get off in a well preserved body, but come sliding in with a drink in one hand a chocolate in the other and say, "Whew!! What a ride!!"
its not really funny, but thats the quote i try to live mi life bi :]
but funny is: is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to c me?
2006-11-14 10:03:15 · answer #1 · answered by blank 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
"If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving." Henry
Youngman.
OR
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx
2006-11-14 18:15:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Weather forecast for tonight: dark."
- George Carlin
2006-11-14 18:02:54 · answer #3 · answered by ! 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"You don't have good grammer when you type with your fists"
C. F. Payne
When it comes to marrige, "at first you fight because you don't understand eachother, then you fight because you do"
Joan Didion
2006-11-14 18:25:06 · answer #4 · answered by Chelsea is a Zeppelin fan. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't have one, but "Who LUVES jellybean...I DO" was pretty funny. The second one, not the first one.
2006-11-14 18:09:10 · answer #5 · answered by Jazzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guns don't kill people, husbands who come early do.
2006-11-14 18:04:17 · answer #6 · answered by Missy 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i dont know what do you think?
2006-11-14 21:57:51 · answer #7 · answered by →♥♥← 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I ain't a crook!"
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman.."
2006-11-14 18:14:10 · answer #8 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
""Hey how is your wife and my kids""
2006-11-14 18:01:56 · answer #9 · answered by american_eagle_guy1983 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
"I'm the decider..."---G.W. Bush
2006-11-14 18:03:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋