A mobster had found the perfect person to keep his books: a deaf-mute CPA. Whenever the mobster and the accountant needed to communicate, the accountant's brother, who was one of the mobster's lawyers, would use sign language and serve as an interpreter. One day the mobster realized his books were short $3 million. He called in the two brothers. Looking at the lawyer and pointing to the accountant, he screamed, "You tell this son-of-a-***** I want to know where my money is!"
The brothers conversed briefly, and the lawyer reported that his brother had no idea what the mobster was talking about. Furious, the mobster put a gun to the accountant's head and screamed at the lawyer brother, "Tell this bastard that he lets me know -- right now -- where the damn money is or I'll blow his brains out!"
The lawyer told this to his brother, who immediately explained -- in frantic sign language -- that the money was hidden in a suitcase under his basement steps.
"Well? What'd he say?" yelled the mobster.
The lawyer shrugged, "He says you don't have the balls."
2006-11-14 09:40:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
think you should lie down now - out of the sun perhaps would also be good.
2006-11-14 09:44:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
change the name from brodas in crime to brodas in love
2006-11-14 19:06:43 · answer #2 · answered by jellyswiss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that's funny!!
2006-11-14 18:06:30 · answer #3 · answered by Me, again 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's brotherly love for you.
2006-11-14 17:49:29 · answer #4 · answered by socasoccer@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke very funny
2006-11-14 17:49:52 · answer #5 · answered by question_man1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha HA.... good one
2006-11-14 17:43:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny!
2006-11-14 17:44:36 · answer #7 · answered by sabine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEAH
Like it
2006-11-14 17:47:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-11-14 20:15:23 · answer #9 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha............nice
2006-11-14 17:49:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋