She sees a man w****in' and says ''whats wrong with him''?
Doc says ''he has too much sperm and must do that 5 times a day
Then she sees a nurse giving a man a ******** and asks''whats wrong with him''?
Doc says ''same thing but he's with Bupa''!
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They don't normally celebrate christmas in thailand but this year...
They're HANGING GLITTER
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Man kneeling by his bed ... wife says ''what are you praying for''?
Husband says ''guidance'' ... wife says.... ''just pray for stiffness ...
I'll fcuking guide it myself''!
2006-11-14 09:40:09 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is really funny
2006-11-14 10:07:38 · answer #1 · answered by Me, again 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you realize the perfect chap I got here to ascertain in this ward, nicely he died ten minutes when I left, my family individuals continually say it replaced into me bored the undesirable previous to lack of life, yet for sure inclusive of your condition there no worry of that, that undesirable fellow opposite, he would not look to reliable does he whats incorrect with him then? Oh hell that is not reliable is it? unusual that there is two of you in right here with a similar hassle, yet at your age what else are you able to anticipate.Do you remember Mr Gaunt? him that had the varicose prostrate, nicely he's lengthy gone funeral on Wednesday its a blessing inclusive of his undesirable spouse being the way she is. See princess Di's inquest continues to be taking place pity that she were a competent Lass, really the reliable die youthful, how previous are you ,40 that isn't any age is not in any respect heard of any body of 40 having what you've were given, unusual how some persons get previous age issues even as they are really youthful. nicely united are on the field so i'd be going now. See you've all of surprising were given this massive smile on your face! you note I have this knack of continually leaving persons smiling.
2016-11-24 19:50:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2006-11-14 09:42:38 · answer #3 · answered by Emma B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should lie down now - out of the sun perhaps would also be good.
2006-11-14 09:43:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funnyish
But why an MP?
Why not an Iman or Rabbi?
2006-11-14 09:45:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
quite funny
2006-11-14 09:42:47 · answer #6 · answered by t00t5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one lol
2006-11-14 09:51:36 · answer #7 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont be naughty now
2006-11-14 11:18:27 · answer #8 · answered by jellyswiss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-14 09:46:49 · answer #9 · answered by question_man1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2006-11-14 09:51:43 · answer #10 · answered by socasoccer@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋