SMART ALECK ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-*** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
2006-11-14 09:39:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh.
Now I get it.
Worth the wait!
2006-11-14 09:42:20 · answer #1 · answered by George Curious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I borrowed this from the Blue Collar Comedy team. a guy is strolling out of the shop into the parking zone & sees yet another guy with a twine hanger down the window.of his automobile. He says, "Lock your keys on your automobile?" the different guy says, "No, I merely washed it & i'm remarkable it out to dry!"
2016-10-17 07:06:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL crazy teacher.
Reminds me of my Sociology teacher, he was hella cool, very laid back, and he would rip on the students real bad lol.
2006-11-14 09:53:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha evil teacher
2006-11-14 09:42:07 · answer #4 · answered by nylatinanurse 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so funny. I loved it!
2006-11-14 16:03:57 · answer #5 · answered by r_finewood 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! thats funny :D
2006-11-14 09:56:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh wow that is great!!
2006-11-14 10:08:15 · answer #7 · answered by Me, again 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good...roflmao.....more!!!!!!Encore!!!!!
2006-11-14 09:43:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha.............nice
2006-11-14 09:50:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)
2006-11-14 09:43:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋