In other words, which joke do you think would yield the most “Bad Answer” hits?
2006-11-14 09:31:20 · 11 answers · asked by blooutflash 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
muck fichigan
2006-11-14 09:33:23 · answer #1 · answered by Krissi 4 · 1⤊ 6⤋
There were two guys and a girl on a desert island. After a week the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing that she kills herself. After another week the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing that they bury her. After another week they're so ashamed of what they're doing that they dig her up again.
2006-11-14 17:34:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
'What do a grape and a polar bear have in common? - They're both purple, except the polar bear!'. Someone told me that before, pretty terrible huh.
2006-11-14 17:33:27 · answer #3 · answered by Jethro 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
why did the chicken cross the road
to get to the other side
2006-11-14 17:41:55 · answer #4 · answered by sabine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you have a peice of corn on your cheek?
imagine ittttttttt!..... anyways what bout that one?
2006-11-14 17:46:24 · answer #5 · answered by Damzel in distrust 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the banana cross the rode
2006-11-14 17:39:33 · answer #6 · answered by kyky45 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha i know.
Q what did the mother cow say to her son when he left of for college?
A Bi-son
2006-11-14 17:34:00 · answer #7 · answered by r.d 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
what do you get when you mix fruit with a bat?
a fruit bat
2006-11-14 17:41:19 · answer #8 · answered by cat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard a great knok-knok joke....
You start it off....
2006-11-14 17:34:35 · answer #9 · answered by George Curious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WANNA HEAR A DIRTY ONE ?
TWO KIDS IN A MUD HOLE.....
NOW.... WANNA HEAR A CLEAN ONE ?
BATH TIME !
2006-11-15 03:22:44 · answer #10 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock, knock.
(Who's there?)
Boohoo. Whoops! I meant to say "Boo!", whereupon you'd say...
2006-11-14 17:33:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋