Long joke but worth it if you appreciate vintage wine more than a shot of tequila?

Question

Fred returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.
Given this prognosis, Fred asks his wife for sex. She agrees, and they make love.
About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey, please just one more time before I die?"
She says, "Of course, dear." And they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over & falls asleep.
Fred, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses.
"Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we
could.....?"
At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen Fred, I have to get up in the morning. You don't."

Answer 1

Vintage wine at its best!!!! :-)

Answer 2

Heard it before, and love it. Very hilarious.

Answer 3

I got a smile.

Answer 4

it's not as funny the second time you hear it

Answer 5

ha!! that-is-fun-ny!!! i am still laughin at it. MAN that is funny!!! i will never get over it!!!!

Answer 6

funny!

Answer 7

hie hie ! that was funny !

Answer 8

its 'Alright'....I was expecting a bigger punch line..

Answer 9

lol

Answer 10

Hehe - I like it!! Thanks :o)