I'm not talking bad one's like ten I see or running through my mind all day. I'm thinking funny one's like nice shoes wanna F**K?
2006-11-14 09:12:45 · 7 answers · asked by Wid2000 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excuse me, can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?
2006-11-14 09:16:41 · answer #1 · answered by Afternoon Delight 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's not a funny one!! If you want 2 pick up a girl, don't use cheesy pick-up lines.
2006-11-14 17:16:40 · answer #2 · answered by Sheltered.By.Shadows. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice outfit, bet it would look better on the floor beside my bed.
Wanna go 1/2 on a baby?
Let's play 68, you do me and I owe you one
If you really want me to shut up, come sit on my face.
When was the last time your toes curled?
***how's that? were they as go for you as they were for me? Ha
2006-11-14 17:19:43 · answer #3 · answered by nixi1908 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's a dumpy girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
2006-11-14 17:16:14 · answer #4 · answered by backinbowl 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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regards and wishing you happy days ahead
2006-11-14 23:15:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
boy: did it hurt?
girl: huh?
boy: when you fell from heaven did it hurt cos you are an angel
i dreamt that we had s e x so u wanna make it real?
=)
2006-11-14 17:24:25 · answer #6 · answered by §èxÿtà mmý ® 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i watched this move called totally awesome and the asian guy kept telling this guy to sweep his dick.
2006-11-14 17:19:29 · answer #7 · answered by Alicia-brandon15 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋