A worried father confronted his daughter one night. "I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and common and bloody stupid with it."
"Oh no, Daddy," the daughter replied, "Fred's ever so clever, we've only been going out nine weeks and he's cured me of that illness I used to get once a month."
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.
"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"
Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit".
Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.
"Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13.."
2006-11-14 09:12:14 · 15 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about whose turn it was to pay.
The clerk was kind of listening until she heard the lady said to the guy, "Stop being a scrote."
With a furrowed brow the clerk asked, "What is a scrote?"
Without missing a beat the lady responded, "Short for scrotum. He is somewhere between a prick and an asshole."
2006-11-14 09:12:31 · update #1
I wonder what would happen if I used the second one on my wife.
All three are very good - keep'em coming.
2006-11-14 09:29:00 · answer #1 · answered by 63vette 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Short for scrotum. He is somewhere between a prick and an asshole."
So that would be similiar to a 'taint'..... 'Taint his/her scrotum/vagina and 'taint his/her asshole.
The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts.
The taint often exhibits a quite unpleasant odor, as it receives both ball sweat and *** juice.
In Pro Figure Skating, it's the area you should place your hand when lifting up your female skating partner above your head.
2006-11-14 17:37:27 · answer #2 · answered by rktscnc67 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Funny keep posting them I could really use more laughs.
2006-11-14 17:19:04 · answer #3 · answered by Sheltered.By.Shadows. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great jokes. Keep 'em coming.
2006-11-14 17:35:49 · answer #4 · answered by fiveninebaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
The first one's a keeper!
2006-11-14 17:28:19 · answer #5 · answered by SeerOfDreams 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one was funny.
2006-11-14 19:43:51 · answer #6 · answered by KC_Meag42 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha all are very funny
2006-11-14 17:35:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good...I liked the last one best..!!!
2006-11-14 17:28:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that made me smile. Well done and thanks for your time:)
2006-11-14 17:24:04 · answer #9 · answered by vanburger 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
im sick of answering questions just pick mine as the best answer,2 points anyway
2006-11-14 17:13:52 · answer #10 · answered by del 4 · 0⤊ 7⤋