SMART ALECK ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
SMART ALECK ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened
his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir,
I need to see your ticket not your stub."
SMART ALECK ANSWER #4
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but
she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
SMART ALECK ANSWER #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding
rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as
2006-11-14 09:09:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha good ones
2006-11-14 09:11:59 · answer #1 · answered by *KiM* 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I borrowed this from the Blue Collar Comedy Team. A guy is walking out of the store into the parking lot & sees another guy with a wire hanger down the window.of his car. He says, "Lock your keys in your car?" The other guy says, "No, I just washed it & I'm hanging it out to dry!"
2006-11-14 09:21:00 · answer #2 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 07:05:04 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The "Hooters Airline one" was the best, I think.
2006-11-14 09:18:27 · answer #4 · answered by backinbowl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old and tired, but still funny
where are numbers 1 & 2?
2006-11-14 09:15:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol. Really nice.
2006-11-14 09:14:05 · answer #6 · answered by Min 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny stuff. LOL
2006-11-14 09:14:48 · answer #7 · answered by Dr. Quest 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aheheh thanks
those are funny :D
2006-11-14 09:13:19 · answer #8 · answered by Youngling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haahaa all are very funny
2006-11-14 09:37:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋