How not to get drunk: beer?

Question

i have somehow gotten myself into a situation where i'll be expected - for my own honor - to drink 10 pints of beer in fairly quick succession (15mins/pt). why? don't ask.

i would like to avoid killing myself/being ill/getting utterly, utterly wasted. what should i do?

anyone got any ideas on: what sort of food to eat before/during/after; what sort of beer to drink; what else to drink; how to drink; other preparation...?

thanks for your help!

Answer 1

Sh*t that is crazy...as for a way to avoid getting wasted, I suppose you could eat and drink alot of water as people have mentioned though I can't find any info anywhere to comfirm that. Sorry I couldn't be of more help...Good Luck!!


But here are some ways to help with a hangover lol...

-You should consume a drink entitled “oyster”: pour a bit of vegetable oil in a glass, add 1 egg yolk, add two table spoons of tomato juice, one tea spoon of cognac, add salt, pepper and drink it at one gulp.

-If you have time, you should consider having sex. According to latest studies, in half of male species of the planet hangovers are usually associated with magnificent erections. In addition, sex elevates one’s spirit and clears one’s head.

Foreign ways to deal with hangovers

-In China and Greece people drink raw eggs and plain butter before the feast.
-In Puerto-Rico people rub their armpits with lemons.
-In Haiti there is a belief that if one sticks 13 pins with black heads in a bottle cork, then that alcoholic beverage will not cause hangover.
-American Wise men recommend drinking one cup of honey in the morning in order to clear the head after hangover.
-In Finland, people use dry sauna to cure hangovers.
-In Poland, they recommend to consume a couple of glasses of kefir.

Russian ways to treat hangovers

-Drink a hot bullion or soup. Afterwards, it is recommended to take a hot shower and sleep for at least half an hour.
-Take two Aspirins with two glasses of water. Afterwards, drink a cup of strong black coffee; eat a slice of lemon with a thin slice of toast. Then take a bath.
-It is also recommended to drink liquid from pickles or sauerkraut. The liquid will restore salt and electrolyte deficiency in your body.

Answer 2

Drink milk beforehand. Drink a pint of water per beer. Eat burgers and other fatty foods. But you are going to get wasted anyway. Good luck!

Answer 3

You could just make yourself throw up after the 5th pint. Also, eat a lot before so you feel full, and you will puke way sooner. You can also drink non alcoholic beer so you dont get alcohol poisoning. i wouldn't advise you to do what you are planning on doing. Just doing a shot of beer a minute for one hour can get to you, its called the Power Hour.

Answer 4

That's a lot of beer in a short time. As long as you don't drive you most likely will not die (maybe).

Getting utterly wasted in unavoidable.
Getting ill, well, air is the enemy, don't gulp, don't drink a lot of foam, don't be afraid to burp. Don't let the gas build up to much.

Don't eat anything gross. Eat something that will absorb a lot of liquid. I would recommend eating a good, hand-made pizza, medium crust. Get one you like, because there's a good chance it will go over your tongue twice.

Answer 5

Some people say that drinking couple of tbsp. of olive oil and/or eating greasy foods like cheese,. Supposedly the fat cover the stomach walls and prevents the alcohol from been absorb into the body quickly.

Answer 6

Sorry, even low alcohol beers on a full stomach will not help you.

However, if you can get by with non-alcoholic beer (1/2 of 1% abv), you'll only have to worry about the gallon + of liquid.

Answer 7

Don't drink so much or at all.

Beer gives you a belly pretty quick so you may want to watch that.

Answer 8

That is 4 pints a hour, which is doable.

Eat lots of food, before and during.

A couple of spoonfuls of olive oil before you start drinking.

Answer 9

Some "honor"... sorry, don't mean to be disrespectful.
Eat lots of pretzels, bread and peanuts.
2 1/2 hours isn't all that bad.
Also, keep moving about. Sweating helps.

Answer 10

There is nothing you can do. That is an assload of beer. Regardless of any preperations, you are going to get tanked.