I was going through my wife's porn collection and noticed that she had cut off all the men's heads out of the magazine. She has replaced them with heads that I recognise. It is the next-door-neighbour's head. His name is Steve, happens to be single and works for the fire-brigade.
So I decided to confront her about this. She told me that the magazine doesn't belong to her and that she borrowed it off my mother.
I said that my mother hates firemen ever since they failed to save her hamster from a fire. My wife then said just one word - 'sorry', then ran out the house. I have not seen her since. I don't know what's wrong! Have I done something? I'm worried for her as I don't know where the hell she has gone. I also can't get any sleep because of the noisy neighbour playing loud music and banging etc... What should I do? And where is my wife? Should I call the police? Should I call my mam?
2006-11-14 08:37:30 · 21 answers · asked by gulliblepeople 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
try the next door neighbors house....she might be there....if not, call the police....
2006-11-14 08:40:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, the first thing you DON'T do is call the fire department. Those guys all stick together.
Now about her replacing the picture with his head. Which head are we talking about? This could be a major factor. If it's, well you know, THAT head and it's big enough to replace the ones in the magazine, I think you're just s*** out of luck. And how come you would know what it looks like? HMMMMMM
It sounds like a no-win for you. Why not just buy your mom a new hamster. At least somebody will be happy. Unless she burns the new one up too.
2006-11-14 09:02:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hang in there Bud, you're having a rough couple of days aren't you... I mean first your penis extention falls off, then the addiction problem with the "Auf Wiedersehen Pet" TV program, then you get stuck on the toilet and now this. Well you know that your friends on Yahoo Answers are always here to help you through these trying times.
I'll have to add you to my My Yahoo page to keep undated on your unfortunate circumstances. Godspeed my friend. Courage.
2006-11-14 09:07:13 · answer #3 · answered by Zee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well,....if her clothes are gone and her suicases are missing, she has left. Otherwise, chill.
If she is gone for good, you are better off if she is cheating unless you are able to forgive and she is sorry. Works both ways.
You have to wait 24 hours to call the police to report a "missing person."
Why would you call your Mom? Do you really think that magazine belonged to your Mom.
You are in a confused mess, it sounds like to me.
2006-11-14 08:45:05 · answer #4 · answered by makeitright 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should get your story straight. Are you the husband or the wife?? Was it the Aunt's porn or your mom's?? Who determines whether they trust firefighters based on death of a roden who's life expectancy isn't long to begin with??
Try writing a book if you are so bored with life to pose ficticious questions on the internet. Better yet, start your own fictional blog.
2006-11-14 10:11:37 · answer #5 · answered by Jerubilon 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't call your mamma!, don't call the cops, relax...maybe you should think that if your wife ran is for something that she doesn't told you. If your wife someday love you, she returns to your house. If she doesn't returns, is because she are a bad pearson who be unfaithful with you, and you should find a new wife NOW. Or maybe you shoul knock the next door and kick it your neightbour
2006-11-14 08:45:38 · answer #6 · answered by El Felipe!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that's wrong! Are you joking? I would tell her, I know you're lying and the reason why. The banging noise is that them having sex? Ask if she wants to work out the marriage? OR get the divorce paper and show them to her.
2006-11-14 08:45:01 · answer #7 · answered by Monet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go next door if you find her there you'll get your answer f*** calling the police she ran out on you dude. If you want my advice drop her divorce her and if she comes running back say I moved on or some s*** like that.
2006-11-14 08:43:45 · answer #8 · answered by SLASHER3000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call your mom. She's going to tell you what a rotten pig your wife is and tell you you're better than all that. If you're still worried, call one of her friends/relatives and ask them if she's okay. Then, if your STILL worried, call the police.
2006-11-14 08:43:01 · answer #9 · answered by t.c.trumpet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your wife is out staying with the neighbor. Then get a divorce.
2006-11-14 08:40:05 · answer #10 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like your wife and ma are mutually masterbating to pics of your neighbor- considered natural in the U.K.
2006-11-14 08:41:55 · answer #11 · answered by boilerrat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋