A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,
"Where did you get that?"
The pig replied,
"I won her in a raffle!"
2006-11-14 08:29:07 · 17 answers · asked by The Cleveland Indians 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha thats funny... But yea i am a blonde and we really arent that stupid lol well maybe sumtimes..hehe
2006-11-14 08:31:51 · answer #1 · answered by Crazy_Beautiful 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office. Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again. "No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"
2006-11-14 16:37:08 · answer #2 · answered by TechnoRat60 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent funny joke!
2006-11-15 00:16:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that freggin suckxxxxx dude u need 2 make sure its good b 4 u put it on here!!!
2006-11-14 16:34:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard it, and i still like it, so demeaning to women and especially blondes
2006-11-14 16:33:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it on Yo mama, but it was still funny
2006-11-14 16:38:18 · answer #6 · answered by peaches 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-14 18:42:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks, I will make it a point not to enter any raffles anymore!
2006-11-14 16:32:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old-but mildly amusing...
2006-11-14 16:31:55 · answer #9 · answered by boilerrat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaaha
2006-11-14 16:31:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋