2006-11-14 08:24:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
Eat a bunch of flowers - long stemmed roses would be good -and a box of chocolates.
The next time you sit on it to void, tell it how much you love it, ask for another chance, and explain what the present is that you're giving it at the moment. Hopefully, all will be OK.
Good luck!
2006-11-14 08:27:56 · answer #1 · answered by Minmi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sit down anyway and pee on it and then tell it to shut up because you've obviously marked it as your territory!
2006-11-14 16:26:35 · answer #2 · answered by sammi_stephens 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wrap it in bubble wrap. Everyone loves bubble wrap.
2006-11-14 16:27:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
poke it with a fork until it shuts up then sit on it.
2006-11-14 16:25:41 · answer #4 · answered by Super Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
then do it!!! haven't u read it??
U HAVE TO OBEY UR TOILET!!!!
2006-11-14 16:28:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you tell it to kiss your ***
2006-11-14 16:26:55 · answer #6 · answered by sexy-cecy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would tell it to kiss my ***
2006-11-14 16:26:34 · answer #7 · answered by nelly78 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a new one ya tard
2006-11-14 16:31:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get of the ACID!!!!!
2006-11-14 16:25:32 · answer #9 · answered by Jody 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋