at the end of a drinking session they decided to go in a club, the only trouble was i was the only one without a tie. My mate had a real brainwave, he went back to his car and got a set of jump leads. which i carefully tied around my neck. When i went to get past the doorman he asked what i was wearing, i told him the situation and that i was wearing jump leads. He said you can go in this time but dont go sterting anything.
2006-11-14 08:15:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
..i only laughed because you can't spell!!
2006-11-14 08:20:36 · answer #1 · answered by red_munky06 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2/10
2006-11-14 16:18:10 · answer #2 · answered by anyways_fukitol 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very old joke,not funny anymore,and it is starting not sterting
2006-11-14 16:20:02 · answer #3 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wish i was part of that crazy bunch. they sound like an intereting set of people.......and the doorman???? i reserve my comments
2006-11-14 18:25:55 · answer #4 · answered by jellyswiss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats ridiculaous from the premise
2006-11-14 16:19:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
imagine you spelt the punchline wrong, bummer !
2006-11-14 16:18:53 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-14 16:20:10 · answer #7 · answered by jeff g 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good
2006-11-14 16:18:04 · answer #8 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-14 17:57:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*yawn*
2006-11-14 16:19:09 · answer #10 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋