Two blondes were waiting at the Pearly Gates and struck up a conversation.
First blonde says "How did you die?"
Second says "I froze to death".
First blonde says "Must have been awful."
Second blonde says "How did you die?"
First blonde says "I had a heart attack, I knew my husband was being unfaithful so I came home unexpectedly one day and rushed to the bedroom and found my husband alone reading. I rushed to the basement and nobody was hiding there, I rushed to the attic and still no one, and after all that rushing around I had a heart attack and died."
Second blonde says, "If only you'd looked in the freezer we'd both still be alive."
2006-11-14 08:04:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO, I love dumb blonde jokes, course I should I hear them all them, seeing as how I am a true blonde.
2006-11-14 08:07:03 · answer #1 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
um. ok. i dont imagine blonde jokes are very humorous. im a brunette, yet my sister is a blonde, and he or she's impressive. hair color has not something to do with how sensible someone is. get a existence.
2016-11-29 03:35:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only the blondes lol very funny.
2006-11-14 08:07:39 · answer #3 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
never heard that 1 b4
it was good
2006-11-14 08:08:31 · answer #4 · answered by The Cleveland Indians 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You outdone yourself again....funny Ü
2006-11-16 03:36:07 · answer #5 · answered by maesam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one RT.
2006-11-17 01:00:03 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol if that second blonde wasnt dead i think the first one woulda killed her!!!!!!!!!!lol
2006-11-14 08:29:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one, never heard it before!
2006-11-14 08:09:18 · answer #8 · answered by mnymn177 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol love it lol
2006-11-14 08:47:46 · answer #9 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2006-11-14 08:08:15 · answer #10 · answered by bada_ping 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋