One day three monks were told by the minister that today was their day off, to do whatever they want, and at the end of the day, god would forgive them of their sins.
The monks thought this sounded like a good idea so they went off into the city.
At the end of the day the three monks returned to the church and the minister greeted them.
The first monk came up, and the minister asked, "What did you do today". The monk replied "I robbed an off-license."
"Good" the minister replied. "Go and drink from the holy water".
The second monk came up and the minister asked the same question. "I vandalised a primary school" he answered.
"Good" the minister replied. "Go and drink from the holy water".
The third monk stepped up and the minister repeated "and what did you do today". "I pissed in the holy water", came the reply.
2006-11-14 07:58:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2006-11-14 10:44:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-11-14 08:10:55 · answer #2 · answered by Supermom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm not a monk yet i recognize the answer. that is secret and please do not instruct this to anybody. no matter if you tell some one please tell him it really is secret. Now pay interest there have been such a good number of doors, all closed, so no sound replaced into coming. Please, that is a real secret.... are you listening to some sound?
2016-11-29 03:35:42 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah ive heard better but u get an 8 outta 10 babez!!
2006-11-14 08:31:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I liked it. LOL the joke that is.
2006-11-14 08:14:32 · answer #5 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah very nice
i have heard one like that b4 though
2006-11-14 08:02:51 · answer #6 · answered by The Cleveland Indians 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh ewwwwwwww to many reasons to list why that's just wrong!
2006-11-14 08:01:21 · answer #7 · answered by Jana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! ok now that one is funny!!
2006-11-14 08:10:01 · answer #8 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..good one!
2006-11-14 08:01:41 · answer #9 · answered by Damzel in distrust 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-14 10:06:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋